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Diary of a Diary Defender

This was found under my floorboards this morning but I'm sure it's quite ancient and comes from the long-ago historical period when discussions about the diary were allowed:



I can confirm this diary is totally genuine.


LORD ORSAM

6 May 2024


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Convidado:
07 de mai.

Sir.


I must protest most vigorously. Your diary does not give a single date! A proper diary should have specific dates indelibly stamped on every page!


Yours,


Maughm Titchell.

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Lord Orsam
07 de mai.
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When I called it a "Diary" I meant a "Journal". No one in their right mind would call it a "Diary" or even think of it in such a way.

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06 de mai.
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Try as I might I can’t find one anachronism in your diary.

I can only conclude that this is the most exciting and genuine diary I have read in many a year since the Adrian Mole discovery in 82.

This blows both the 1983 Hitler Annual and the 1992 Maybrick summer special out of the water in terms of authenticity.


If you confess to having forged it at some point in the future, I for one won’t believe you.

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Lord Orsam
07 de mai.
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You won't be laughing so much when you see the watch I bought in a shop. It has scratches.

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06 de mai.
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I hope you called the publishers within a couple of hours of your discovery as any other course of action would be just weird.


I would also seek out a duplicate to hand to the authorities should anyone come knocking as that also seems like a perfectly normal thing to do.

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Lord Orsam
06 de mai.
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I've already left a message for Martin Earl to call me back. A contract is also in the process of being drawn up with Rupert Crew Limited, and I believe someone called Shirley Harrison will be writing the book. Just to be clear, I do not know any electrician called Eddie Lyons and I didn't meet him down the pub earlier today.

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embee5691
06 de mai.
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That parody is totally indefensible David.🙂

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Lord Orsam
06 de mai.
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Hmmmm....second mention of a "parody" in these comments. I do hope you guys aren't suggesting this diary is a fake. I will defend its authenticity to my dying breath. I am, in other words, a Diary of a Diary Defender Defender.

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06 de mai.
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Very funny, especially as it is so ha d to parody what is already its own send-up - like Prince Andrew's self-negating interview.

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