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The Diary Defender Song

  • Lord Orsam
  • Aug 27, 2024
  • 1 min read

Longstanding members of this website (from last month) may remember the highly popular Diary Defender Song. Well that was only partially created by AI using "celebrity" voices. Here is a brand new, rockier version of the song totally created by AI apart, from the lyrics.


It looks to me like you can even download it for free.


Enjoy!






I hope you liked the song but please don't have nightmares about diary defenders. Yes, for sure, there are quite a few of them around, and they are almost impossible to distinguish from normal people due to their remarkable ability to adopt human shapes and forms, but statistically it's very unlikely you will encounter one in your everyday life and they will only rarely break into your home at night and suck all the blood out of your sleeping body.


LORD ORSAM

27 August 2024

 
 
 

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Guest
Sep 23, 2024
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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Oct 03, 2024
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Excellent!

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Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

lol. instant classic!


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Aug 31, 2024
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Lord Orsam
Sep 05, 2024
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Alright, you're in the clear!

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Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Absolutely fantastic stuff!

I couldn’t resist having a go yesterday myself.

In preparation for Barrett the musical.

I give you, Those Pages



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Lord Orsam
Aug 28, 2024
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Diary Defender alert!

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Guest
Aug 27, 2024

I've never seen any diary defender mention Philip Davies' seminal work, "Funny Little Games," which proves through anagrams and other evidence that Michael Maybrick was Jack the Ripper. It received a warm recommendation by Robert Smith.


"ONE OF THE BEST RESEARCHED AND ILLUMINATING BOOKS ON THE INFAMOUS MURDERER. A COMPELLING READ." --- Robert Smith. Owner of The Diary of Jack the Ripper.

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Aug 30, 2024
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That's great - cheers. It certainly looks like it's the same person though, for some reason, I had envisaged SC Davies as being in his early 30s (can't remember why).

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The Sagar Saga: Finding the Missing Ling

In January 1905, former City detective inspector Robert Sagar, who had just retired, apparently gave interviews to reporters of four London newspapers in which he spoke of his knowledge of Jack the Ripper. 

Sagar 1.jpg

The articles containing these interviews, while very similar (indicating that they must have taken place at the same time) are all, nevertheless, a little bit different from each other and, in October 2020, Chris Phillips prepared a helpful comparison of the four reports featured side by side, which can be found here [Chris has now updated them to include the Evening News here].  He had, however, only located three reports from London newspapers, but was aware that there must have been a fourth report because such a report (different from the other three) was carried by some American newspapers, hence he included the Seattle Daily Times (of 4 February 1905) as his fourth report.

I have, however, now located the additional report in a London newspaper.  It was in the Evening News of Saturday, 7 January 1905.  It's not identical to the Seattle Daily Times report but it's close enough, especially in respect of the bit about Jack the Ripper, that, for comparison purposes, what Chris has labelled the Seattle Times report, can be regarded as the Evening News report.  There are, nevertheless, some important differences between the two which I will be discussing. 

So the four "interview" reports with Sagar that we have, are:

1. City Press of Saturday, 7 January, 1905.

2. Evening News of Saturday, 7 January, 1905.

3. Morning Leader of Monday, 9 January, 1905.

4. Daily News of Monday, 9 January, 1905 

A quick glance through these reports reveals that one of them is, curiously, very different to the others.

While the reports in the Evening News, Morning Leader and Daily News all contain quotes from Sagar, the City Press does not.  Its report is written purely in the third person, with no hint that its reporter had ever even spoken to the former detective.

The Morning Leader on the other hand tells us that, 'To a "Morning Leader" representative Mr. Sagar related some of his experiences'.  The Daily News is even more explicit as to when its reporter spoke to Sagar.  Hence, we are told that Sagar spoke to 'a representative of 'The Daily News on Saturday'.

That would seem to make sense.  All four reporters spoke to Robert Sagar on Saturday, 7 January 1905, right?

WRONG!

That's impossible. 

The City Press newspaper was published early on Saturday morning, so that it could not possibly have interviewed Sagar on Saturday and carried a report of the interview in its Saturday edition.  Here is the proof that the City Press was published on Saturday morning in January 1905:

Sagar 2.jpg

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